Nubecita 

Nubecita is a cat with short but speedy legs for making mischief. She's as affectionate and protective as she is mischievous. 
When she's not sleeping on the router, she's under eight tons of blankets. She loves all toys and balls, and she adores crawling into tunnels, especially if other cats crush her. 
Being the eldest of all, she takes it upon herself to teach the others how to bathe each other, and welcomes newcomers.

Oh, so the internet stopped working because I threw the router? Find real problems, Karen.

My biggest achievement is getting officially diagnosed by the vet with 'misbehavior'.

You can never have too many blankets, cocoon me further.