Sr. Creepy
Creepy is not a cat; he's a tiger shark. His hunting instincts are maximized when facing his greatest natural enemy: the robot vacuum. If hitting it and getting in its way until the poor thing doesn't know where to move doesn't work, he takes a more creative approach and attacks the charging base cable.
He makes very strange noises. Honestly, we think most of them are insults. But he's very sweet, especially in the bathroom, his favorite place in the world, and he's very polite if you know how to treat him with the respect he demands.
Have manners gone out the window, Miss Karen? Please, address me with respect.
There's no evidence that I was the one who stole the underwear.
* Pigeon cooing. *
