Matilda (Gruñilda) 

Matilda says the ideal number of cats is one. Two, sometimes, because her brother Mishi isn't that bad. Or three, because Vera is her mom, even though he's only a week or two older than her.
She's extremely agile and was the first to test the safety nets, climbing about four meters to try and escape over the top. Luckily, she didn't make it, because the outdoors scares her, even though she claims she could survive on her own.
She will always appear at the moment when you're in the most uncomfortable position imaginable, and she won't let you move for the next 23 hours.

I hate you all.

Seriously, leave me alone.

Don't touch me.

I NEED CUDDLES, RIGHT NOW, GIVE ME CUDDLES!